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• One day 3 baby boys were born in the hospital at the same time and the nurses got them mixed up.
  They were Jewish, Polish and German. Everyone stood around wondering how to sort them out, when the German father stepped forward, clicked his heals, and shouted, "Achtung!...
• Three women - a German, a Jew and a Polack - all gave birth to seven-pound baby boys at the same time.
  The nurses got the babies mixed up somehow and couldn't tell which baby belonged to which mother....
• RACIAL/ETHNIC There were these two men drinking together in a bar.
  One was of Chinese extraction, the other Jewish....
• THERE WERE THREE GUYS ON THIS ISLAND. A POLISH, AN AMERICAN, AND A GERMAN.
  ONE DAY A BOTTLE WASHED UP ON SHORE, AND OUT POPPED A GENIE....
• What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!
  Two plastic surgeons are talking about their recent operations, and one mentions that he grafted tits onto a sailor's back sometime ago....
• Once upon a time there was a stork family - papa stock, mama stork and baby stork.
  One evening papa stork didn't show up for dinner....
• This guy was walking through the zoo one day. When he was in front of the gorilla cage he bent down to tie his shoe.
  He noticed through the corner of his eye that the gorilla had also bent down....
• How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
  ).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....