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It's Cute When A Two-year Old Kid Spits Jello At You - It's Not Cute When Your 98-year Old Great-grandmother Spits Jello At You .
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It's cute when a two-year old kid spits jello at you - It's not cute when
your 98-year old great-grandmother spits jello at you ...
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Q: How are jello and woman alike? A: They both wiggle when you eat them.
If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing pound puppy underwear and a superman cape.
Great Truths About Life That Little Children Have Learned * No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
* When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair....
Q: What's the difference between having sex with a six year old and having with a sixteen year old?
A: You have to kill the six year old afterwards....
So CUTE when you're righteous!
Jello again!
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat.
As the bus shakes and rattles, the old man's cane slips on the floor and he falls....
Kids Say the Darndest Things (Young Wisdom - Out of the Mouths of Babes) A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens.
On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother there were two boy kittens and two girl kittens....
Unknown You know you are no longer a kid when.. Just one peanut butter and jelly sandwich doesn't do it any more.
Driving a car doesn't always sound like fun....