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I Call My Dog Egypt Because He Leaves A Pyramid In Every Room.
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I call my dog Egypt because he leaves a pyramid in every room.
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Q: How does a mathematician call his dog? A: Cauchy - because it leaves a residue at every pole...
I Call My Horse Flattery Because He Gets Me Nowhere.
Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy".
I call mine Sex. Sex has been embarrassing to me....
Ponderables... ** Never raise your hands to your kids.
It leaves your groin unprotected. ** I'm not into working out....
Why A Woman Does Not Need A Man... ** If you want someone who'll make a total fool of himself because he's so glad to see you, get a dog.
** If you want someone who's always ready to go out any time you ask, get a dog....
I [] My dog. He [ate] My Cat.
Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy." I wanted to be different, so I called my dog "Sex.
I found out that "Sex" is a very embarrassing name....
Q: Why did the mathematician name his dog "Cauchy"? A: Because he left a residue at every pole.
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: You don't bother calling him, he won't come any way.
But, when I was a kid, we had a dog with no legs....