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• Q: What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs? A: Take him for a drag.
• LIFE IN THE SLAW LANE by Kip Adotta It was Cucumber the Fi
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• why is a fire engine red ? ( in parts of the world that it is red ) the fire engine has six wheels and six crew members.
  six plus six is twelve. twelve inches makes a foot....
• Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Who cares? He won't come anyway.
• What do you do with a dog with no arms and no legs? Take it for a drag.
• Q: What do you do with a legless dog? A: Take him for a drag.
• There was this young boy coming of age and his father wanted to show him the facts of life.
  So he gave him 20 bucks and sent him down to the local brothel to have a good time....
• Most language is spoken language, and most words, once they are uttered, vanish forever into the air.
  But such is not the case with language spoken during courtroom trials, for there exists an army of courtroom reporters whose job it is to take down and preserve every statement made during the proceedings....