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  He told Red, "I'm sure my readers would love to hear the tale behind your pegleg....
• From bogart%gr@cs.utah.edu Mon Jan 16 05:30:03 1989 Flag
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  .. Blue....
• One night the local lothario took out the one girl nobody had gotten to before.
  On the way back from dinner he took a detour to the lover's lane....
• What's red and white and scratches on the window? Baby in the microwave.
  Hear the one about two teanagers, about to make love in the back seat of a car?...
• When a man was reading the newspaper, his wife asked, "Will you still love me when I'm old and gray?
  Sure I do," he mumbled....
• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
• Waitress: Would you like some buns with your melon?
  Customer: No thank you, your melons will do just fine....
• Of course I love you.