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• SIGNS THAT YOU ARE TOO DRUNK: You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
  You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth....
• All this beer and only one mouth.
• Drinking problem? I drink, get drunk, fall down. No prob.
• This man had a parrot. This parrot knew only one sentence, which was "Let's make love.
  The parrot said it all the time, embarassing the owner to no end....
• Have you heard the three biggest lies? 1. I'll respect you in the morning.
  2. The cheque is in the mail. 3. I will not come in your mouth....
• I have no mouth, and I must burp.
• Resourcefulness is a virtue... the only one I have!
• I only wish my mouth had a BACKSPACE key!
• From dwv@ihuxz.UUCP Tue Jan 24 05:30:04 1989 Flag
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