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• Ma fren, you got to read dis joke in yor best Cajun accent, so you sound jus like Justin Wilson when he tell it.
  If you do, it'll be wundermus, I garontee. Der were dese two Cajun buddies at dis bar, and dey wuz gettin drunk, I mean!...
• I have a drinking problem: 2 hands and only one mouth ...
• Eat, drink ... be fat and drunk ...
• I'm standing! And I can't fall down!
• Have One On Me! A drunk walks into a bar full of customers and slurs to the bartender, "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill.
  So, the bartender does just that and hands the man a bill for $...
• You Think You're Having A Bad Day... There's a guy sitting at a bar, just looking at his drink.
  He stays like that for half an hour. Then, a big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down....
• SIGNS THAT YOU ARE TOO DRUNK: You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
  You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth....