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Drinking Problem? I Drink, Get Drunk, Fall Down. No Prob.
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Drinking problem? I drink, get drunk, fall down. No prob.
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PATCHWORK Two drunks are driving down the highway, drinking their beer.
All of a sudden the driver noticed lights flashing in his mirro...
Ma fren, you got to read dis joke in yor best Cajun accent, so you sound jus like Justin Wilson when he tell it.
If you do, it'll be wundermus, I garontee. Der were dese two Cajun buddies at dis bar, and dey wuz gettin drunk, I mean!...
I have a drinking problem: 2 hands and only one mouth ...
Eat, drink ... be fat and drunk ...
I'm standing! And I can't fall down!
Have One On Me! A drunk walks into a bar full of customers and slurs to the bartender, "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill.
So, the bartender does just that and hands the man a bill for $...
You Think You're Having A Bad Day... There's a guy sitting at a bar, just looking at his drink.
He stays like that for half an hour. Then, a big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down....
SIGNS THAT YOU ARE TOO DRUNK: You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth....