"...writing code for an ANSI input driver is a Herculean (1) labor."
- Joe Campbell
The labors of Hercules were:
1. Kill Nemean Lion.
2. Slay nine-headed hydra of Lerna.
3. Capture elusive Stag of Arcadia.
4. Capture wild boar on Mt Erymanthus.
5. Clean stables of King Augeas of Elis.
6. Shoot monstrous man-eating birds of the Stymphalian marshes.
7. Capture mad bull of Crete.
8. Kill man-eating mares of King Diomedes.
9. Steal Girdle of Hippolyta.
10. Seize cattle of Geryon of Erytheia.
11. Fetch golden apples of Hesperidies.
12. Retrieve three-headed dog Cerberus from Hell.
13. Emulate Terminal of ANSI.
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