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• New Movies Starring Christian Slater 15> "Biting Raoul" 14> "Dentl" 13> "Alien IV
  Going Back In" 12> "Belly Jack" 11> "Breakfast at Tiffany's Spleen" 10> "Edward Scissorteeth" 9> "Untasted Heart" 8> "Young Gums" 7> "The Three Mouthketeers" (with Marv Albert and Mike Tyson) 6> "Broken Arrow Shirt" 5> "My Dinner of Andre" 4> "The Story of a Man Who Went, Without Surgery, From An Being an Outie to an Innie" 3> "Who's That Eating Gilbert Grape?...
• The Top 15 Rejected Pro Wrestling Names 15> Peaches & Herb (tag team) 14> Macho
  Macho Man 13> Cyberboy Gates 12> Andre the Vertically Enhanced Weinie 11> Jimmy the Carter 10> Liberace, Jr....
• The Top 5 New Problems for Mike Tyson 15> Fight controversy may adversely affect pro wrestling career.
  14> Upcoming TV special with Martha Stewart in doubt....
• The Top 15 Other Album/Movie Synchronizations 15> No Doubt's "Tragic Kingdom" / "Hamlet" 14> "The Godfather" / "And Then He Kissed Me" 13> "Evita" the soundtrack / "Evita" the movie 12> "Like A Virgin" / "The Untouchables" 11> Alanis Morisette's "Jagged Little Pill" / "Sybil" 10> "Bad" / "Batman & Robin" 9> Sesame Street's "It's Not Easy Being Green" / "Leaving Las Vegas" 8> "The Nutcracker Suite" / "Hang 'em High" 7> "Help!
  / "Jaws" 6> John Tesh's "Live at Red Rocks" / "Mars Attacks!...
• The Top 16 New Careers for Joe Camel 16> Spokescamel for "Double Hump" brand condoms.
  15> Takes over for lame Matt LeBlanc as Joey on "Friends....
• The Top 15 Signs You're Attending a Bad Law School 15> Materials needed for Torts 101 include a baking sheet and apron.
  14> Morely Safer and his camera crew are on campus more often than you are....
• Old TV Show Plots Updated for the 90's (Part I) 15> "Gidget Dot Com" -- Jenny McCarthy stars as Gidget the world-famous Webmistress and part-time model.
  14> "The Love Boat" -- Doc sells Isaac's and Gopher's kidneys to pay for his new girlfriend's crack habit....
• New Additions to the Graceland Tour 15> "Sit On the Throne Where The King Died" photo booth 14> In-house theme restaura
  The Last Chili Donut" 13> Animatronic Elvis collapses in the bathroom every 5 minutes 12> "Aron" or "Aaron" live debate with G....