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• Q: How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two: One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet....
• Q: How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg....
• Q:" How many Dune Coons does it take to replace a light bulb?
  "A:" Three - one to hold the bulb and two to turn the stool, but they need a foreign adviser to tell them it was burned out....
• Q: How many pre-meds does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Three. One to hold the light bulb, and two to pull out the chair from under him!...
• Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• How many Soviet emigres does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. Soviet emigres aren't afraid to sit in the dark....
• Q:" How many <ethnic> gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Two - One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet....
• Q: How many <ethnic> gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet....