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  He noticed that the fence between heaven and hell was in need of some repair....
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  First, St Peter showed him heaven. There were people dressed in white flying through the clouds, singing and playing harps....
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  The Gates were in desperate need of repair, so St....
• A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St.
  Peter. To his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came down the long line to where the laywer was, and greeted him warmly....
• Larry Lobster and Sam Clam where best friends. They did everything together.
  The only difference between them is that Larry was the nicest Lobster ever and Sam, well lets just say he was not so good....
• By coincidence three construction contractors all died on the same day.
  One was a Black fellow. One was an Irishman. One of the men was Jewish....
• Heaven or Hell... Two doctors and an HMO manager died and lined up at the pearly gates for admission to heaven.
  St. Peter asked them to identify themselves. One doctor stepped forward and said, "I was a Pediatric spine surgeon and helped kids overcome their deformities....