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• A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St.
  Peter. To his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came down the long line to where the laywer was, and greeted him warmly....
• A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St.
  Peter. To his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came down the long line to where the laywer was, and greeted him warmly....
• A famous lawyer died and, unexpectedly, showed up at the Pearly Gates.
  St. Peter came out to welcome him, and as the Gates opened the lawyer saw a banner which welcomed him, the first 457-year old man....
• The lawyer is standing at the gate to Heaven and St.
  Peter is listing his sins: 1) Defending a large corporation in a pollution suit where he knew they were guilty....
• Larry Lobster and Sam Clam where best friends. They did everything together.
  The only difference between them is that Larry was the nicest Lobster ever and Sam, well lets just say he was not so good....
• Three guys, an Italian, a Jew and a Polack, just died and were being judged as to their worthiness of entering the Pearly Gates.
  St. Peter said that they were all equally bad, so the ones that proved themselves in a test of faith would get in....
• Titanic Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates.
  St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question....
• Once upon a time there was a sperm named Stanley who lived inside a famous movie actor.
  Stanley was a very healthy sperm. He'd do pushups and somersaults and limber himself up all the time, while the other sperm just lay around on their fat asses not doing a thing....