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Q: Why Don't Yuppers Watch The Gong Show? A: Because It's Too Intellectual.
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Q: Why don't yuppers watch the Gong Show?
A: Because it's too intellectual.
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Q: Why don't Irishman watch Johnny Carson/The Tonight Show?
A: Because none of them can stay sober past 10:30....
Q: Why is one of Helen Keller's legs yellow? A: Because her dog is blind too.
Q: Why are rectal thermometers illegal in Poland? A: Because they cause too much brain damage.
Q: Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide? A: Because it is too cold outtide.
Q: What's the hardest key to turn? A: A don-key.
Why don't men often show their true feelings? - Because they don't have any. 1
Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter? A: Because it's to far to walk.
Q:Why did the pervert cross the road? A: Because he was stuck to the chicken.