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Q: Why Are Rectal Thermometers Illegal In Poland? A: Because They Cause Too Much Brain Damage.
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Q: Why are rectal thermometers illegal in Poland?
A: Because they cause too much brain damage.
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Q: Why is it illegal to kill flies in Poland? A: Because that's the national bird.
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The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes ----------------------------------- 12/15/92 Q
How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone....
Brain damage? No thanks, I have some already.
Brain damage? No thanks, I already have some.
Brain Damage ? - No Thanks -- I already have some.
Q: Why was Jesus NOT born in Poland? A: God couldn't find 3 wise men!
Q: Why aren't there any ice cubes in Poland? A: The inventor died and took the recipe with him.
Q: Why is being in the Army like a PG movie? A: Too much violence and not enough sex.