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A Man In Paris Was Arrested And Charged With Fucking A Dead Woman.
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A man in Paris was arrested and charged with fucking a dead woman. He hired a
good lawyer and managed to get released. His lawyer convinced the judge that
the man didn't know the woman was dead, he thought she was British.
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He's dead? I thought he was British.
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