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• I'm so horny even the crack of Dawn isn't safe!
• I'm so horny, even the crack of dawn isn't safe!
• Various Ways To Say "Having Sex" Bang Be the rug doctor Beaver shooting Been ridin' broomsticks since she was fifteen Bend her over and load her like a shotgun Bit-o-the-ol'-in-out Bite the bearded clam Bob the knob Boink Bone Smuggling Bopping Bottom knockin' Bounce the Brillo Break her open like a shotgun Buff the helmet Buffing Bumping uglies Bury the hatchet Butter her muffin Carpet munching Check her oil Clean the carpet Come to my bed and let's practice parallel parking Cuttin' a slice Dance the buttock jig Dent the egg Dip your wick Do it Do the horizontal mambo Do the Wild Thing Doing it Doing the nasty Dueling Bedsprings Eat at the Y Feed the bear Fenorking Fit pipe Flat Dancing Fooling around Fuck Get a leg over Get your bone honed Get your noodle wet Gettin' Busy Getting you ashes hauled Getting your bunny boiled Getting your canoe shellacked Getting your horns filed Getting your weiner wet Give her the time Giving her a pearl necklace Go like a rat up a rhododendron Goin' horizontal Hammerin' Hawaiian Muscle Fuck (titty-fuck) He hasn't had his tires rotated in months Hide and shriek Hide the HotDog Hide the sausage Hiding the salami Hobble Hose I wanna bust that body I'm having lunch at the Y.
  It's a box lunch - furburgers! I'm so horny the crack of dawn isn't safe Lay cable Lay pipe Lay the hen Let's go "Whale some babes"!...
• Been a long time since I rock an' rolled
• BAR TRANSLATIONS "No, really, I'm OK to drive." --I'm wasted, and I am too embarrassed to have anybody see who I am going home with.
  "I'm not used to these darts." --I'm not used to throwing anything smaller than a pool cue when I am this bombed....
• This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue's starting to feel good in her mouth.
• A simpler variation was played on me when I was but a mere first-year at U of Toronto.
  One day, I was logged in at a terminal and I left for a few minutes to go collect output from the printer....
• A priest and a rabbi, long time friends, were having lunch together one day.
  ] Downing a forkful of fish, the priest asked the rabbi, "Sam, in all your entire life, do you mean to tell me that you have never ONCE tasted pork?...