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• Q: What comes out of an erect penis? A: Wrinkles!
• Q: What's the difference between a black woman's vagina and a bowling ball?
  A: You could eat the bowling ball if you absolutely had to....
• Q: What's the difference between a penis and a bonus? A: Your wife will blow your bonus.
• Q. What do the Rubiks cube and a penis have in common?
  A. The longer you play with it, the harder it gets....
• Q: What do they call a black man with a white penis?
  A: A polish coal miner who's been home for lunch....
• Q: What is the difference between a paycheck and a penis?
  A: You can always find a girl who'll blow your paycheck for you....
• Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs, with a ten inch penis? A: Partially disabled.
• Q: What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A: A dicktater.
• Q: What's a definition of an orgy? A: A party where everyone comes.