A preacher was giving a lecture on temperance to an unruly audience in an
Old West mining camp. "Look," he said, "I put a worm in a glass of water
and it's still alive. I put another worm in a glass of alcohol and it died
right away. What does that tell you?" "Easy," responded a voice from the
back, "If you don't want worms, drink liquor!"
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-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...