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Did You Hear That Oscar Meyer Signed Jeffrey Dahmer To An Endorsement Deal?
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Did you hear that Oscar Meyer signed Jeffrey Dahmer to an endorsement deal?
He sings a lunchtime song on the way to the fridge: "My bologna has a first
name, it's R-O-G-E-R. My bologna has a second name it's ..."
Related:
Dahmer sing's, My bologna has first name
I heard this exchange between Baltimore Approach and a C-172 about 3pm on March 1st.
I missed the first part of the exchange, but the part I did hear follows....
JEFFREY DAHMER JOKES Q: What other charges will be filed against Dahmer?
A: Selling arms to Iran. Q: What were they playing on the radio when the police entered Dahmer's apartment?...
Various Nights Before Christmas... A Microsoft Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except Papa's mouse.
The computer was humming, the icons were hopping, As Papa did last minute Internet shopping....
T.A.F.
Punny 1. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank-proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
2. Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor....
That's 'G-R-A-T-E Expectations,' also by Edmund Wells.
T-A+G-L-I+N-E--+M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E