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Etorre's Ovservation: The Chance Of The Bread Falling With The Butter Side Down Is Directly Proportional To The Value Of The Carpet.
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Etorre's Ovservation:
The chance of the bread falling with the butter side down is directly proportional to the value of the carpet.
Related:
Why does bread always fall butter side down?
Experience is directly proportional to ruined equipment.
Law of the Perversity of Nature: You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.
I got bread and butter, I got toast and jam ...
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Q: What do peanut butter and hookers have in common? A: They both spread for bread.
One Liners If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer....
How do you avoid falling hair??? ...step to the side!