Ginsberg's Restatement Of The Three Laws Of Thermodynamic

Ginsberg's Restatement Of The Three Laws Of Thermodynamic

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Ginsberg's Restatement of the Three Laws of Thermodynamics:
You can't win. You can't break even. You can't quit.

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Three Laws of Thermodynamics (paraphrased): First Law
You can't get anything without working for it. Second Law...
You can't win. You can't break even. You can't even quit.
You can always break glass with a sledgehammer.
Can't Win, Can't Break Even, Can't Qui
Unwritten laws can not be erased.
Cache me if you can . . .