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Three Laws Of Thermodynamics (paraphrased): First Law
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Three Laws of Thermodynamics (paraphrased):
First Law: You can't get anything without working for it.
Second Law: The most you can accomplish by work is to break even.
Third Law: You can't break even.
Related:
Ginsberg's Restatement of the Three Laws of Thermodynamic
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Murpny's Law: If anything can go wrong, it will.