Glatum's Law Of Materialistic Acquisitiveness: The Perceived Usefulness Of An Article Is Inversely Proportional To Its Actual Usefulness Once Bought And Paid For.

Glatum's Law Of Materialistic Acquisitiveness: The Perceived Usefulness Of An Article Is Inversely Proportional To Its Actual Usefulness Once Bought And Paid For.

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Glatum's Law of Materialistic Acquisitiveness:
The perceived usefulness of an article is inversely proportional to its actual usefulness once bought and paid for.

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