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• Procrastinators Creed 1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.
  2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or to find excuses....
• Murpny's Law: If anything can go wrong, it will.
• Lewis' Law: People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
• Laws of Golf: LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come.
  This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of a tournament, a summer and, eventually, a lifetime....
• What is Pi?" A mathematician: "Pi is the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter.
  A computer programmer: "Pi is 3.141592653589 in double precision....
• Keep It Happening
• Allen's Law: Almost anything is easier to get into than out of.
• 186,000 miles/sec: Not just a good idea, its the LAW.
• 186,000 miles/sec:Not just a good idea,its law.