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• A nun is undressing for a bath and while she's standing naked there's a knock at the door.
  The nun calls: "Who is it?" a voice answers: "A blind man"....
• Three nuns (a good nun a pretty good nun, and a bad nun) die and are standing in front of the gates of heaven and there they meet St.
  Peter. St. Peter looks at the first one and says, "You have been a good nun all your life but there are rules, and to pass into heaven you must be able to answer my question....
• TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.
  After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude....
• A nun is driving her (well, the convent's) car through some very lonely countryside.
  The car stops and she notices there is no petrol left....
• It was Friday, and four nuns went to the priest at the local Catholic church to ask for the weekend off.
  They argued back and forth for a few minutes. Finally the priest agreed to let them leave the convent for the weekend....
• A nun and a priest were traveling across the desert and realized halfway across that the camel they were using for transportation was about to die.
  They set up a make-shift camp, hoping someone would come to their rescue, but to no avail....
• Three nuns die and go to heaven, at the pearly gates they are confronted by Saint Peter who says "Well girls before you can get into heaven you must answer a question.
  Saint Peter asks the first nun, "Who was the first man on earth?...