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A Priest Asks A Nun If He Can Walk Her Back To The Convent.
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A priest asks a nun if he can walk her back to the convent. She says,
"Just this once." Upon arriving, he asks if he can kiss her.
She replies, "Well, alright, as long as you don't get into the habit."
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