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• It was Friday, and four nuns went to the priest at the local Catholic church to ask for the weekend off.
  They argued back and forth for a few minutes. Finally the priest agreed to let them leave the convent for the weekend....
• Three nuns (a good nun a pretty good nun, and a bad nun) die and are standing in front of the gates of heaven and there they meet St.
  Peter. St. Peter looks at the first one and says, "You have been a good nun all your life but there are rules, and to pass into heaven you must be able to answer my question....
• Three nuns die and go to heaven, at the pearly gates they are confronted by Saint Peter who says "Well girls before you can get into heaven you must answer a question.
  Saint Peter asks the first nun, "Who was the first man on earth?...
• Once upon a time there was a sperm named Stanley who lived inside a famous movie actor.
  Stanley was a very healthy sperm. He'd do pushups and somersaults and limber himself up all the time, while the other sperm just lay around on their fat asses not doing a thing....
• Three nuns stopped at the holy water on their way into a church.
  The first nun said, "I have to rinse my eyes with holy water because I looked at a penis....
• Three nuns who had recently died where on their way to heaven.
  At the pearly gates they were met by St. Peter. Around the gates there was a collection of lights and bells....