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I'm so broke I'm thinking about starting my own government...
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M R ducks M R not M R too C M wangs L I B M R ducks!
IBM - (I)nferior (B)ut (M)arketable.
I-M-4-U, S-I-M, S-I-M, G-I-1-2-B-4-U-4-F-R, N-F-R
During his visit to the US pope John Paul II had a meeting with a senator.
The senator asked the pope, "Your Holiness, how do you find our country?...
I like being single.I'm always there when I need me.
How about "She Broke My Heart, So I Busted Her Jaw.
A@R@ R N@R@ I ! D@R@ M/Û\A@R@ ó ò
The letters H, A, L are alphabetically adjacent to the letters I, B, M.
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue's starting to feel good in her mouth.