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I've been meaning to start procrastinating for some time
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Put off procrastinating till a later time.
Where Time has no meaning.
PAR FOR THE MAIN COURSE I’m doing a dangerous thing.
... I’m spending tonight outdoors alone. Ah.....
Answering machines. Nowadays almost everyone has one, complete with a snappymessage of their own device.
Wait for the beep and then read on. This is a short adaptation of Simon Butler-White's and Clive Archer's "could-be" phone messages released in Australian Cleo, August 1989....
A Guide to Software Revisions A Guide to Software Revisions Once you start playing with software you quickly become aware that each software package has a revision code attached to it.
It is obvious that this revision code gives the sequence of changes to the product, but in reality there's substantially more information available through the rev code than that....
New Years Resolutions That You Can Really Keep... Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep?
Why not promise to do something you can actually accomplish?...
A NEW YEAR’S ADAM ON CHRISTMAS EVE, BUD Beginnings end.
..and endings begin. That’s either a Biblical paraphrase or a Microsoft credo....
I give up, what is the meaning of life?
Been a long time since I rock an' rolled