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Did anyone see my lost carrier?
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Did anyone see my lost carrier?
Surgery Whisperings THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY
Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy....
Help me, Bell is pulling my plu ####### NO CARRIER
THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY Better save that.
We'll need it for the autopsy. Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop....
My computer's sick and I think my modem is a carrie
My computer's sick -- I think my modem is a carrier.
Men, Translated "I'm going fishing." Really means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety.
"It's a guy thing." Really means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical....
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That reminds me of the time , a few years ago when I left home with my 5" master floppy in my pocket.
Suddenly a gust of wind blew it into the road where it was run over by a passing millitary parade and it ended up in a patch of quick-drying cement....