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• 73% of statistics are made up on the spot.
• 43% of all statistics are worthless.
• 98% of all statistics are useless.
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• Isn't statistics wonderful?" "How so?" "Well, according to statistics, there are 42 million alligator eggs laid every year.
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• Q: What does NASA stand for?  A: Need Another Seven Astronauts  0, unseen,, *** EOOH *** Date
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