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If You're Cross-eyed And Have Dyslexia, Can You Read All Right.
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If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right.
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Steve has been captured by a flying saucer and can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave your name, phone number, and a message, I'll have him call you back as soon as he gets away.
Read all about it in next week's National Enquirer....
Steve has been captured by a flying saucer and can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave your name, phone number, and a message I'll have him call you back as soon as he gets away.
Read all about it in next week's National Enquirer....
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