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• Q: How come Mexicans use refried beans? A: Ever know a Mexican who did something right the first time?
• Why did the Mexicans fight so hard to take the Alamo?
  So they could have four clean walls to write on....
• Q: Why can't Mexicans have a bar-b-que? A: The beans keep slipping through the grill.
• Q: Have you heard about the Mexican 500 car race? A: The first car to start wins.
• Q: Why do Mexicans have noses? A: So they have something to pick in the wintertime.
• Q: Why don't Mexicans barbeque? A: Because the beans slip through the grill
• Q: Why do Mexicans have big noses? A: It gives them something to pick in the off season.
• Q: Why don't Mexicans have checking accounts? A: Because you can't sign a check, with a can spray paint.
• Editors Note: Here it is folks, the oneliner file.
  Over the past year, I have received several short submissions that were mildly funny, but not quite good enough or topical enough to merit their own posting....