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• Constructive criticism is so rare.
• Make my sushi medium rare
• Protect rare coprolites, they're an endangered feces.
• Tis as rare as a Republican in a Social Service agency.
• Bug-free programs - rare as Rocking Horse manure.
• Artery............ The study of fine paintings.
• A Los Angeles judge ruled that "a citizen may snore with immunity in his own home, even though he may be in possession of unusual and exceptional ability in that particular field.
• Only in America... A Charlotte, NC man having purchased a box of very rare, very expensive cigars, insured them against fire among other things.
  Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of cigars and without having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the man filed a claim against the insurance company....