Related:

• Tis but a scratch!
• 'Tis always morning somewhere in the world.
• TICKET AGENCY: Another name for SCALPER SCUM!
• Constructive criticism is so rare.
• 'Tis only one step from the sublime to the ridiculous.
• CHURCH BLOOPERS: Wednesday at 7:30 there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club.
  All wishing to become Little Mothers, please meet with the minister in his study....
• The Who's Who Of Great Republican Humanitaria
• Hypocrisy is the Vaseline of social intercourse.
• A fine snore, rare Ronsen IFA.