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• I married a nun; nun in the morning; nun at night...
• Now Ned, I am a maiden nun: Ned, I am a maiden won.
• Look, Ma! I gotta MACRO!
• !retupmoc siht edisni deppart ma I !pleH
• Honest Ma, I got it from a toilet seat...
• Bad habits? I have nun.
• A nun gets on a bus and sits behind the driver. She says to the bus driver she is very ill and wants to experience sex before she dies.
  The bus driver agrees to accomodate her, but the nun explains that she can't have sex with anyone who is married as that would be a sin....
• There where 3 nuns on a train and they had been talking for some time when they decided to pass the time they decided to tell each other what their greatest sins where.
  The first nun got up and said, "My greatest sin is sex....
• A nun and a priest were traveling across the desert and realized halfway across that the camel they were using for transportation was about to die.
  They set up a make-shift camp, hoping someone would come to their rescue, but to no avail....