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• Having just finished his meal, the restaraunt customer was eagerly looking forward to enjoying a good cup of coffee before he left.
  As the waiter returned from the kitchen, the customer noticed that the waiter was holding the cup in such a way that his thumb curled over the rim of the cup and was actually submerged in the brew....
• The following is an actual letter of complaint which I grabbed off the net many years ago (when it used to be called net.
  jokes, if you can remember that long ago!) Unfortunately, I don't have the original source anymore....
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
  looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• Useless Beer Trivia It was the accepted practice in Babylonia 4
  000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink....
• July 3,1990 FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Rumors of the recent development of a super CPU in a secret factory in the breakaway republic of Bananistan seem borne out by documents leaked by high administration sources in an off-the-record briefing last week.
  What is known so far is that the chip is manufactured under sea moss technology by vapor depositing an ultra-thin substrate of L-triptophan on a base of semi-conducting carob....
• THE TOP TEN REASONS THE CELTICS DIDN'T WIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP 10.
  No more room to hang another banner anyway. 9. Isaiah asked real nice if he could be in The Finals this year....
• Recipe for LARGE quantities of soapsuds: 1. Fill a large bucket with hot water.
  2. Empty contents of one bottle of dishwashing detergent into bucket (Ivory, Joy, Dawn, or equivalent)....
• So many Jerks, so few bulle
• So many messages, so little time.