THE TOP TEN REASONS THE CELTICS DIDN'T WIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP 10.

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THE TOP TEN REASONS THE CELTICS DIDN'T WIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP

10. No more room to hang another banner anyway.
9. Isaiah asked real nice if he could be in The Finals this year.
8. Now the Lakers' repeat won't mean anything because they
didn't beat the Celtics.
7. Still upset that DJ's mom doesn't make sweet potato pie.
6. Kind of a funny joke to pull on K.C. in his last season.
5. Vercase has better white hair than Rodgers.
4. Anything to keep Jack Nicholson out of Boston.
3. Red asked players to conserve their precious bodily fluids
but his plan backfired.
2. Accidently jimmied the wrong rim in crucial game at the Gahden.

And the Number One reason the Celtics didn't win the Championship:

1. We coulda if we wanted to, we just didn't wanna!

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