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  A very stupid policeman was filling out a form telling where the parts were....
• Heard from a friend whose friend "actually" saw it happen.
  There was a terrible auto accident, with body parts lying around....
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• N-O-I-S-E The Conservative Voice
• All we need is *L*O*V*E*...................
• O.E.D. or rodeo?
• Script: (I)mpLode, (U)pLode, (D)ownLode, (E)xpLode
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
  UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....