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FUCK YOU" ---------- Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language is the word "FUCK".
It is the one magical word, which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate....
FUCK YOU" ---------- Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language is the word "FUCK".
It is the one magical word, which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate....
Q: How do you say "fuck you" in Hebrew? A: "Trust me".
A guy and a girl are in bed, screwing, when he says to her, "Turn over.
I want to fuck you up the ass." "You want to fuck me up the ass?...
You smell wet. Let's Party. Pardon me miss, but I help noticing that you have cum in your hair.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?...
Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron", then we could do without the ironing lady.
Blonde Wife: Well, if you would learn to fuck me properly we could do without the gardener....
78 There was a young fellow from Parma Who was solemnly screwing his charmer.
Said the damsel, demure, "You'll excuse me, I'm sure, But I must say you fuck like a farmer....
Q: How do you keep from losing an erection? A: Don't fuck with it.