Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
You Smell Wet. Let's Party. Pardon Me Miss, But I Help Noticing That You Have Cum In Your Hair.
Home
›
Short Jokes
›
Jokes RN
You smell wet. Let's Party.
Pardon me miss, but I help noticing that you have cum in your hair.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Would you like to dance, or should I go fuck myself again?
Hey baby, let's go make some babies.
At the office copy machine:
Reproducing eh? Can I help?
Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?
Related:
You smell wet. Let's Party. Pardon me miss, but I help noticing that you have cum in your hair.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?...
She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?...
THE LAST THINGS ANY WOMAN WOULD EVER SAY 1. Could our relationship be more physical?
I'm tired of just being friends. 2. Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way....
An Australian woman's car was involved in a motor accident.
A policeman asked what gear she was in. "Can't you see for yourself?...
A list of classic pick=-up lines =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- I'll suck you so hard that you'll have to pick the sheets out of your *ss when I'm finished.
That dress would look awfully nice on the floor next to my bed....
WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= "I'm going fishing.
Really means... "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety....
Great Female Comebacks Man: Haven't we met before? Woma
Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?...
Great female comebacks to bad pickup lines: Man: "Haven't we met before?
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic....
Tech Help "Hello. Tech Support, may I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect.
"What sort of trouble?" "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away....