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Let's make like a fabric softener and Snuggle(TM)
Related:
Q: What do you call an obsession with fabric softener? A: Downey syndrome.
The World According to Andy Rooney.... ** On Ads In Bill
Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your bills now?...
HIS AND HIRSUTISM Hair. Heads up, my fellow male Marchers.
Get ready to temporarily ride the new permanent wave, as yet another panacea for male pattern baldness heads for the marketplace....
LET'S MAKE A DEAL!
LIFE IN THE SLAW LANE by Kip Adotta It was Cucumber the Fi
Summer was over. I had just spinached a long day and I was busheled....
FUNNY FRENCH PHRASES: Here is a list of French idioms in use relatively recently in Paris.
We thought you'd like them.... FRENCH PHRASE, followed by Literal Translation, followed by (English Equivalent)...
You smell wet. Let's Party. Pardon me miss, but I help noticing that you have cum in your hair.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?...
HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN EVERY TIME: Caress, praise, pampe
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