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Can I Take Your Picture? (Why?) Because I Want Santa To Know Exactly What I Want For Christmas.
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Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
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A wish for Christmas It is around christmas time and santa is sitting in the middle of the mall in his big holiday setup.
He has a line of kids lined up to sit on his lap and tell him what they want for christmas....
I want Kirstie Alley for Christmas.
Various Nights Before Christmas... A Microsoft Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except Papa's mouse.
The computer was humming, the icons were hopping, As Papa did last minute Internet shopping....
All I want to know is: WHY ME?
The Night Before Christmas According to Moms It was the night before Christmas, when all thru the abode Only one creature was stirring, and she was cleaning the commode.
The children were finally sleeping, all snug in their beds, While visions of Nintendo 64 and Barbie, flipped through their heads....
Random thoughts... ** Home is where you can say anything you like 'cause nobody listens to you anyway.
** I live in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me here ** When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas!...
The Shephard... A shepherd was herding his flocks in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand new Jeep Cherokee advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.
The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and a YSL tie leaned out of the window and asked our shepherd...
Here are my categories, with examples (his): ENGLISH
I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out....
HELPLINE: "General Motors HelpLine, how can I help you?
CUSTOMER: "Hi! I just bought my first car, and I chose your car because it has automatic transmission, cruise control, power steering, power brakes, and power door locks....