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A: I Envy Your Lipstick. B: I Pity Your Line.
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A: I envy your lipstick.
B: I pity your line.
Related:
A: Soo...how am I doing? B: I like your approach...now let's see your departure.
Best pickup line in a gay bar: "May I push your stool in?
Yeah, I got your tag line right here . . .
Freudian Pick-Up Lines 15> "My sign is Ramses, what's yours?
14> "You're one hot Mama... But of course, all women are!...
A: Are you religious...cause I'm here to answer your prayers.
B: Then answer the one where I pray for losers like you to get lost....
A: Do you drink milk...'cause it sure did your body good. B: Too bad I can't say the same for you.
Q: Whats the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? A: "Pardon me, may I push in your stool?
) :D :O :( :[ ;) 8) B) :> |I :P =) :S :B :]
Q: What's worse than lipstick on your collar? A: Leg makeup on your ears.