Freudian Pick-Up Lines 15> "My Sign Is Ramses, What's Yours?

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15> "My sign is Ramses, what's yours?"

14> "You're one hot Mama... But of course, all women are!"

13> "You ego may be saying 'no', but your id is giving me a tongue
bath."

12> "Wanna come back to my place and do something you'll repress
later?"

11> "Did I tell you I'm a Certified Pubic Accountant?"

10> "Y'know, a few minutes of probing on my couch and you'd be a
completely different woman."

9> "You *must* be tired, because you've been running through my
passive-aggressive-libido-suppressed mind all night."

8> "You remind me of my mother when she was Jung."

7> "Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing that you're also
putting hot dogs through doughnuts."

6> "I'll envy yours, if you'll envy mine."

5> "Mind if I put my cigar in your ashtray?"

4> "I believe in putting the 'psycho' back in 'psychoanalysis.'"

3> "Can I buy you a shrink?"

2> "...Oops! I mean Horatio! My name is *Horatio*."


and the Number 1 Freudian Pick-Up Line...


1> "...and ven I snap my fingers, you vill put your clothes back
on and remember none of zis.."



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