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• A: Is it me or am I gorgeous? B: By the looks of things, it's just you.
• A: Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?
  B: After seeing you the answer is no, and now I don't intend to be around here much longer....
• EEKING OUT A LIVING IN RADIOACTIVE SHOES Come now, don’t any of you baby boomers remember having your childhood feet x-rayed at the shoe store?
  It was right about the time we were being stuffed with megadoses of penicillin no matter what the wheezy etiology, and ducking for cover under one-armed elementary school desks in mock nuclear bomb attacks....
• No problem is so formidable that you can't just walk away from it.
• She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
  He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?...
• PAINT IT LIKE A COW The Fair. I hadn’t been to one of these
  “regional events, held annually, consisting of farm and home product displays, and various competitions and entertainments,” since childhood....
• PAR FOR THE MAIN COURSE I’m doing a dangerous thing.
  ... I’m spending tonight outdoors alone. Ah.....
• A NEW YEAR’S ADAM ON CHRISTMAS EVE, BUD Beginnings end.
  ..and endings begin. That’s either a Biblical paraphrase or a Microsoft credo....