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• DEC 20 practical jokes were rampant at an undergraduate computer center I once frequented.
  One practical joker, call him Jack (yes, the same Jack mentioned in an earlier message on this list), wrote a program that was really rather nasty....
• A: Is it hot in here, or is it just you? B: It's me, but you'll feel the cold as I walk away.
• CLICHE AMMENDMENTS....... CLICHE AMMENDMENTS......
  . Part ONE by T & B -selling like hotcakes, but things are bound to look up soon....
• A: I want you almost as much as I want world peace.
  B: Hmm, looks like you'll get world peace first....
• George Bush and Saddam Hussein decide to settle their differences in a civilized manner by discussing the matter.
  So they meet on neutral ground, midway between the swings and the sandbox, while all the little kids respectfully gather round....
• Not Listed One fine day in Ireland, a guy is out golfing and gets up to the 16th hole.
  He tees up and cranks one. Unfortunately, it goes into the woods on the side of the fairway....
• A man goes to the psychiatrist a nervous wreck. The shrink tells him to sit down and explain his problem.
  He says, "Well, doc, I keep having this dream where I am at this party full of people and I look across the room and there is a beautiful blonde woman and she walks over and our hands touch and instantly we are alone in a room, naked....
• B@ Why can't you see things my way?
• A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.
  The DJ asked the transexual about what, if any, pain the person experienced during the operation....