Pickup Lines And Jessica Comebacks

Pickup Lines And Jessica Comebacks

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A: Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?
B: After seeing you the answer is no, and now I don't intend to be around here much longer....
A: What's that in your eye...ohhh, it's a sparkle. B
What's that in your face...ohhh, it's me laughing!...
A: Is it hot in here, or is it just you? B: It's me, but you'll feel the cold as I walk away.
A: What do you like for breakfast? B: I don't know, but does that mean if I go to McDonalds you'll make me something for free?
A: Hi I make more money than you can spend. B: Hi I'm leaving faster than you can comprehend.
A: If I said you were an angel, would you treat me like the devil tonight?
B: If that means damning you to hell consider it done....
A: Did you know they changed the alphabet, they put U and I together.
B; Hmm, it must stand for Un-Interested....
A: Look at you with all those curves, and me with no brakes.
B: Then reverse might come in handy in your case....
A: Soo...how am I doing? B: I like your approach...now let's see your departure.

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