If You Have Access To A Two(or More) Line Phone, This Is A Great One, Dial The First Six Numbers Of Your Prey's Phone Number, And Put That Line On Hold, Then Dial The Other Numbe

Jerk! Now get this. I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had to make.
I found the number and dialed it. A man answered nicely saying, "Hello?...
Odd that no-one mentioned the fun to be had with all the new and wonderful phone features available now.
None of the below are truly destructive. Adjust gender as appropriate (women's lib be damned, I'm not going to type his/her, s/he every time)....
From Sourcebook Magazine, Summer 1990, by Dan Gutma
Would the invention of the telephone ever have gotten off the ground if Alexander Graham Bell's first call had gone ....
Loser: Calls mens room wall phone number. Dial-a-Prayer!
What's the difference between a banjo and a(n)... Chain Saw
( 1.) a chain saw has a dynamic range. ( 2.) you can turn a chain saw off....
Announcing the: 1988 REC.
HUMOR.FUNNY Computer Network Humour Annual I often get requests for back-jokes out of rec....
1] 15 digits to dial a local number? He dials 15 digits to connect to his school computer.
Sounds the recordings studio went a bit over board with the sound effects....
GETTING RID OF TELEMARKETERS... ** If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.
** If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problem...
Fun Things To Do To Telemarketers: ** Turn on the TV.
Change the channel to one that only gets static. Turn the volume up really loud....