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  You can also remove the handles from a door (ie the lock comes too) and switch the handles....
• Here are some of my favorite jokes from the HBO special Jackie Mason On Broadway.
  Keep in mind that Jackie is a former rabbi. His father and two brothers are also rabbis....
• Years ago (and I mean *years*) when my brother and I shared a room, I had the habit of going to bed very late.
  Actually, 3am was typical. He was (and still is) a heavy sleeper but occasionally he would slowly wake from his slumber while I was undressing....
• Q: What does NASA stand for?  A: Need Another Seven Astronauts  0, unseen,, *** EOOH *** Date
  Tue, 30 Oct 90 17:08:46 EST From: raf@minnie.cs.su....
• There once was a chap named Perlmutter Who late one night was heard to utter, "If her Bartholin glands Don't respond to my hands, I'm afraid I shall have to use butter.
• A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium full of people one night.
  He began to speak in a soft and steady voice over the loud- speaker system....
• A couple has a male friend from visiting from out-of-state, when an unexpected blizzard blows in, and keeping him from traveling.
  Since the couple has no guest room, he states his intention to find a nearby hotel, and be on his way in the morning....
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